USG and ESB Adventures

USG and ESB Adventures is an American comic created by Toadgamer80.

Seasons

 * 1) Super Square Bros.
 * 2) The New Adventures
 * 3) The Advanced Saga
 * 4) The Lost Saga

Characters

 * Ugly Square Guy - A grouchy square with anger management issues and abominably low self-esteem. USG is frequently annoyed by his brother's antics, yet often (reluctantly) goes on adventures with him. One of his few passions in life is Aeropostale clothing.
 * Evil (Extreme) Square Boy - USG's lanky younger brother who has asymmetrical buck teeth. ESB is obsessed with video games, especially his Wuu!, and is always ready to have a good time. He changed his name from Evil Square Boy to Extreme Square Boy at an early age to fit his daredevil nature.
 * HatBoy - USG and ESB's best friend and sidekick, a laid-back talking hat. After meeting ESB on the roof of Burger Joint, he has helped the squares out on all their quests. He has a massive, not-so-secret crush on Tammi.
 * BB and T-Nee - Two baby mice who often follow USG, ESB, and HatBoy. They frequently quarrel and get into all sorts of mischief, but always prove themselves to be well-meaning and courageous.
 * Princess Tammi Hat - The ruler of a clan of living hats, Tammi originally devised a plan to take over the world but was brought to the good side. She reluctantly accompanies the gang on their quests, spending most of her time being sarcastic and navigating her on-and-off relationship with HatBoy.
 * Sam G. O'Metric - An old, sagelike character who was close with HatBoy in his youth. After the two reunite in Da Wiz's dungeon, Sam is freed and pops in every so often to aid the squares.
 * Alien XYZ - An extraterrestrial friend of the squares who ESB met on a distant planetoid. Alien XYZ lives on the planet Myxlypxyrk with his alien friends.
 * Jim the Monster - A gigantic reptilian creature who's usually seen sleeping and is incredibly grouchy if woken up. USG and ESB's encounter with Jim kicked off their very first adventure.
 * Mrs. Hat - Tammi's demanding mother and the only one who could put a stop to her evildoing. She forces USG, ESB, and company to put on a Christmas pageant every year.
 * Marshall - HatBoy's older brother who, as a child, dreamed of joining the Army. He and Da Wiz go way back.
 * Da Wiz - Also known as The Dark Wiz, Da Wiz is the original antagonist of the series. He is a shadowy figure who kidnaps HatBoy and seems to hold secrets about HatBoy and Sam's youth.
 * Virnax - The main antagonist of the series. Virnax is a mysterious character who keeps his past shrouded in mystery, but often schemes to take over the world with the help of his bumbling henchmen.
 * Chuck and Hoodums - Two of Virnax's least competent henchmen. Chuck is a snakelike creature while Hoodums is a hooded, Grim Reaper-esque figure, and they both always fail miserably while tracking down the squares.
 * SquareBoy - USG and ESB's cousin. While usually busy fighting limbless cats, sentient buttocks, and Republicans, he sometimes pops by to help out his cousins.