The New Adventures

The New Adventures was the second season of USG and ESB Adventures.

Characters

 * Ugly Square Guy
 * Evil Square Boy
 * HatBoy
 * Da Wiz
 * BB
 * T-Nee
 * Tammi
 * Sam G. O'Metric
 * Alien XYZ
 * Mrs. Hat
 * MummyMan
 * Marshall
 * Hat Gang
 * HatBoy's Parents
 * Pink-Tongued Droolface
 * Benjamin Butt (cameo)

Plot
USG, ESB and HatBoy are taking a vacation on a boat when they get mauled by killer computers. The boat explodes, sending HatBoy underwater, ESB into space, and USG onto a deserted island.

In an underwater castle, HatBoy meets a hat named Princess Hat whom he falls in love with, and eventually goes on a date with. ESB is meanwhile stranded on the barren planet of Myxlypxyrk, where he meets an alien and falls off the planet with his Wuu!. He meets up with HatBoy, and they go to USG Island.

USG is living the good life on the island, listening to music and wearing Aéropostale. HatBoy and ESB finally reunite with him and insult him for his fashion choices. The next morning, they are surprised to run into baby mice BB and T-Nee, who they kick out of the camp. ESB and HatBoy go into a forest to explore and it begins to rain. Elsewhere in the forest, the mice are struggling to survive and end up arguing with each other as usual.

Desperately trying to seek shelter, ESB and HatBoy hide out in a forest pyramid. They reminisce about MummyMan, who soon appears, attacks them, and chases them around the pyramid. They temporarily escape from him by hiding in a mysterious room, accidentally summon him once again, but manage to successfully get away.

Princess Hat, who is secretly evil, is yelling at her servant, Sam G. O'Metric. She hatches a plan to take over the world, but Sam calls her mother, who grounds her and forces her to use the sweaty Hat Gang as her henchmen.

ESB and HatBoy have successfully escaped from MummyMan and make it to the Hat Gang's camp, where the two disguise themselves to infiltrate but quickly get caught and put in jail. A large creature helps them escape, and they reunite with USG, who tells them a story about HatBoy's childhood and his brother Marshall.

After the story, a dark figure comes out and reveals himself to be Da Wiz, back for revenge. USG and ESB create an army to defeat Da Wiz and Princess Hat, and then they have a large battle, with the good guys winning. ESB rents a beach and they all have a party.

Episodes

 * 1) Attack of the Killer Computers
 * 2) Princess Hat
 * 3) Sky Wars
 * 4) USG Island
 * 5) The Babies... Again
 * 6) MummyMan Returns
 * 7) Princess Plan
 * 8) When Hats Attack!
 * 9) Fuzzy Warrior
 * 10) An Old Enemy's Revenge
 * 11) The Final Battle
 * 12) ESB's Beach Bash