ZPC Database

All the old comics, cartoons, and games I created throughout my childhood that "aired" on the ZPC channel.

Jamson and Saur
Jamson, a grouchy turtle who lives alone, is thrown for a loop when a mysterious egg appears on his doorstep and out hatches a curious dinosaur named Saur. Soon, Saur moves in with Jamson, and the two go on adventures while Jamson tries to teach Saur about his bizarre world.

Characters

 * Jamson - An ill-tempered turtle who lives alone in a small woodland hut. He works at a car wash and has a fierce rivalry with his boss and neighbor, Samyo.
 * Saur - A newborn dinosaur who moves in with Jamson and eventually becomes his best friend. Saur is incredibly smart for his age, and often acts as Jamson's mentor rather than vice versa.
 * Verma - Jamson's old friend and coworker, a pink blob of indefinable basis. She often tags along on Jamson and Saur's adventures, and is usually easygoing and spunky but has a terrifying temper.
 * Bedbug - Another one of Jamson's old friends and coworkers, Bedbug is a large beetle who's usually napping.
 * Samyo - The owner of the local car wash and Jamson's boss, Samyo is an alien whose mood ranges from grouchy to actively hostile. He has small henchmen named Samlings that carry out odd jobs for him as he attempts to destroy Jamson and Saur.

MyMonsters
This series follows a fraternity at Monster College, the #1 university for monsters in the world, and the assortment of personalities who reside there. Things soon get complicated when the college president, Mr. Dinkwold, threatens to ban all kinds of fun, and even scarier, a female monster is forced to live with them.

Characters

 * Puny - A tiny monster who often gets into mischief with Floppy. He is crass, hyperactive, and fond of consuming illicit substances (especially beer).
 * Fish - A strange, pescatarian monster who has large, bushy eyebrows and is usually found chowing down on fish heads.
 * Sink - A taciturn monster who lives in a cabinet under the kitchen sink, hence his name. Sink rarely shows himself or speaks, but when he does, he is sure to say something wise.
 * Floppy - A catlike monster who has no bones and can barely even move. Despite that, he's the most mature of the bunch and acts as the leader.
 * Fatso - A rude monster who is mostly mouth, and contrary to his name, is of average girth. Fatso only speaks by yelling at the top of his lungs and often bites people.
 * Jenga - A giant, fluffy cat monster who is incredibly grumpy and loves to harass the other monsters. He has a particularly strong rivalry with Floppy, and his only friend is Scot.
 * Scot - A mysterious monster who is always asleep and communicates only via snoring. On the rare occasions that Scot wakes up, he displays immense power.
 * Toot - An annoying monster who frequently consumes beans and loves to fart. He is the "prankster" of the house, and his farts can propel him into the air.
 * Left and Right - Twin monsters that resemble fish skeletons. Despite their names, both of them are left-handed. They don't talk much, but seem to be telepathically linked.
 * Sallanella - A friendly caterpillar monster who is a transfer student at Monster College, and is forced to live with Puny's posse due to a lack of available rooms. Her sweet, caring personality is no match for the sheer obnoxiousness of the 10 other monsters.
 * Mr. Dinkwold - The president of Monster College, a no-nonsense individual who has it out for Puny and Floppy and schemes to bring down their fun forever.

Episodes

 * 1) "Monster College" - Mr. Dinkwold bans all clubs from Monster College and the MyMonsters plot to stop him.
 * 2) "Dinner Party" - The monsters haphazardly prepare a dinner party for their professors.
 * 3) "Toopy" - Puny and Floppy are supposedly tasked with babysitting Toot's two cousins, baby Rodny and incredibly obnoxious Toopy.
 * 4) "Puny" - Puny's beer-guzzling and hyperactive attitude becomes an issue with the other monsters.
 * 5) "Bossy" - Jenga reaches his breaking point with Sink. Meanwhile, Mr. Dinkwold goes on vacation to Florida.
 * 6) "Jobs" - The monsters get jobs working for Mr. Dinkwold's easygoing brother and Mrs. Mip's Wedding Catering.
 * 7) "Toot Your Horn" Toot starts bragging about his flatulence skills, forcing the other monsters to stage an intervention.
 * 8) "The Mystery of Scot" - Puny, Floppy, and Toot try to find out why Scot is always asleep.
 * 9) "The New Guy" - The MyMonsters welcome a new roommate named James, but Floppy is suspicious of his motives.

The Nerd Life
A popular girl is caught playing a video game and must hang out with nerds.

Characters
Nerds Poppies Others
 * Fredson Smith - An obese nerd who claims to know everything. He has a strange odor and gets horrible grades, believing schoolwork to be "frivolous."
 * Zack Zimmerman - A tech geek who girls pretend to like. He knows everything about electronics and is, by default, the most popular nerd. He has a fake girlfriend named Tania.
 * Winston Andersson-Bailey - A nerd who never speaks and is always playing his DS. Nobody knows who he is, but he is incredibly wise.
 * Matt Ryan - A band geek who plays the saxophone and constantly hits on girls. He is Zach's best friend and often gives him advice on how to "pick up chicks."
 * Celia Schulz - The newest member of the nerds. Celia was once a Poppy until Monica caught her playing a video game. She is the only girl who most nerds have ever spoken to.
 * Ariel Meyer - Celia's best friend, who is very girly but smart. Other than the nerds, she is the only person who will still hang out with Celia.
 * Monica Schnat - The snobbiest girl in the school, but also the hottest. She is mean to the nerds (and practically everyone else), yet they still worship her.
 * Reina Peterson - Monica's stupid "best friend" who goes along with everything Monica says and doesn't have a mind of her own.
 * Ethan Roberts - The star basketball player and Celia's crush. He is going out with Monica, and although he yearns to break up with her, she takes control of him.
 * Dave Schulz - Celia's Science teacher, who also happens to be her dad.
 * Kim Schulz - Celia's stay-at-home mom, the only normal person in the family.
 * Eric Schulz - Celia's annoying eight-year-old brother who always causes trouble.
 * Mr. Dick - Celia's History teacher who is often made fun of because of his name.
 * Mrs. Nelson - Celia's Math teacher who has a litany of mental health issues.
 * Mr. Shat - Celia's Language Arts teacher who is three feet tall and grouchy.
 * Principal Qwertyuiopson - The mysterious principal whose past, gender, and appearance are unknown.
 * Andrew Rickers - A mysterious bad boy at the school who all the girls like.
 * Nathaniel - The only person more unpopular than the nerds, he has never bathed, has hairy armpits, eats sloppily, and has a nasally, corny voice.

Pwip
Initially known as "Meet the Little Kid," this is a series of skits from Woldumar, later adapted into comic form, that follow a whiny three-year-old and his extremely dysfunctional family.

Characters

 * Pwip (Reuben) - A bratty three-year-old who lives with his dad and two brothers. Pwip's favorite food is pudding, and he throws a tantrum whenever he doesn't get any.
 * Stone (Steven) - Pwip's older brother who was adopted from Canada. Stone is your average Canadian, saying 'eh' after every sentence and always longing to return to "the motherland." He frequently eats Pwip's pudding, to Pwip's anger, and also loves sushi.
 * No-Name (Zeke) - Pwip's older brother, who was adopted after Dad found him licking soup off of an old man's leg in New York City. No-Name generally appears apathetic, and most aspects of his life (such as his name and early childhood) are shrouded in mystery.
 * Dad (Will) - Pwip, Stone, and No-Name's illiterate father. He is 10 years old, making him younger than two of his adoptive sons. He is shown to be delusional and out of touch with reality, regularly flirting with inanimate objects such as trees and his right hand.
 * Jeremy (Calvin) - Pwip's best friend. Although he is one year old, Jeremy has a mohawk, speaks perfect English in a deep, gruff voice, and is an alcoholic and cocaine addict. He and Pwip often get into scuffles.
 * Mrs. Bouvier (Callie) - A senile old woman who lives across the street from the Pwippersons. She has short-term memory loss, frequently forgetting basic concepts such as her own name, and abuses her butler Charles.
 * Charles (Patrick) - Mrs. Bouvier's hapless butler who follows her every command. Charles is perhaps the only genuinely good person in the entire cast, but is forced into involuntary servitude.
 * Beana (Will) - The camp director of Woodamar Nature Center, a camp where children are forced to do nothing but arts and crafts. Beana is short, obese, loud, and violent, and has a murderous vendetta against No-Name, often stalking him and threatening to decapitate him.
 * Jackie Johnson (Zeke) - Pwip's arch-nemesis from preschool. Jackie has an extremely high voice and is even brattier than Pwip.
 * Ferocious Olive (Olive) - An odd character who is friends with Pwip. She's usually in a grouchy mood and has multiple dogs, all of which have rabies.
 * Brothy (Adeline) - Ferocious Olive's rabid dog who often attacks the Pwipperson family.
 * Neddy (Zach) - Dad's laid-back poker buddy who's always seen with FPB and seems to be his caretaker of sorts.
 * Fainting Poker Buddy (Josh) - Dad's other poker buddy, a mysterious character who always says "Hi, Jonesy!" to him and then faints immediately after. Nobody knows why, or really anything about him in general.
 * Neanderthal (Joe) - A random Neanderthal who occasionally hangs around the Pwipperson household. He is feral, loves clubbing people, and communicates in grunts.

Episodes
See here.

Stinky McSewer
Undersea adventures involving a friendly shark and his neighbors and buddies as they solve mysteries and run into strange creatures in Sewerland.

Characters

 * Stinky McSewer - A shark with tons of friends. He has a magic winged cap that lets him survive outside of water.
 * Carol Crocodile - Stinky's grouchy, rude neighbor who lives in a three-inch-long tub of deodorant. She's often dragged along on Stinky's misadventures but really just wants a vacation.
 * Ellen O'Squirt - A sweet and happy-go-lucky dolphin friend of Stinky's. She is the leader of the Sewerland Girlz Club.
 * Ignatz "Iggy" Shell - Stinky's best friend, a turtle who lives in a mansion and comes from considerable wealth. Despite his stuffy upbringing, he has a lackadaisical and often bizarre attitude. He's obsessed with music and video games.
 * Grif - An evil, kleptomaniacal dwarf who often clashes with Stinky and friends.
 * Mary and Barry McSewer - Stinky's mom and dad, who are "the nicest parents in the world," according to Stinky.
 * Grampa Shell - Iggy's grandfather and the owner of Shell Manor.
 * Jenny Shell - Iggy's annoying cousin.

Episodes
Season 1 Season 2
 * 1) "Scary Fright in the Middle of Night" - Stinky and his friends have to ward off an evil Yeti who's hanging out near the Sewerland Girlz Club.
 * 2) "Stinky's Stone Sea Scare" - Stinky has to solve the mystery of a couple living gargoyles causing chaos at Shell Manor.
 * 3) "Fuzz Mess" - Stinky and friends go to Iggy's Bar Mitzvah, only to find a sneaky, pink, pickle-nosed dust bunny, a zombie fish, and a mechanical Wonder Woman robot.
 * 4) "Iggy the Rabbit" - A fish in a rabbit costume who calls himself The Rabbitman kidnaps Iggy and turns him into his sidekick.
 * 5) "Carol in Loch Ness" - Carol goes on a vacation to Scotland, but Iggy and Stinky must stop her before she runs into the Loch Ness Monster.
 * 6) "The Nutcracker Smell" - Toilet wipes from outer space wreck the Sewerland Christmas Pageant and Stinky must fix it all in 20 minutes.
 * 7) "The Cheeseball Nut, pt. 1" - Stinky and the gang find and start caring for a strange acorn-shaped Cheeseball, but Ellen notices strange noises emanating from it.
 * 8) "The Cheeseball Nut, pt. 2" - A yellow, cheese-like gopher ghost and a pig pop out of the Cheeseball Nut, and the pig becomes Sewerland's newest reporter.
 * 9) "The Virtual and Unknown" - A weird arcade-store employee and a green glowing goo hold a secret not even Grampa Shell knows the answer to.
 * 10) "Stinky Scrooge" - In the rescheduled Sewerland Christmas Pageant, what can go wrong will go wrong thanks to falling sets, toe-stubbing, and Stinky's method acting.
 * 11) "The Space Monsters of Mars" - A Four-Eyed Monster, an Ice Cream Cone Monster, and a Giant Lizard from Mars wreak havoc in Sewerland.
 * 12) "The Iggy-Iguanodon Jewel" - An Indiana Jones-esque episode finds Stinky trying to locate an unusual Iguanodon Jewel that looks strangely like Iggy.
 * 13) "Robot Ellen" - Ellen seemingly gets possessed, turns into a robot, and betrays the gang.
 * 14) "The Sewerland Skunkers" - When Iggy finds a glowing blue baseball, he starts to get haunted by the crazy ghost of a baseball player fish.
 * 15) "The Good, the Bad, and the Stinky" - Stinky, Ellen, and Carol meet an extremely smelly mad scientist who creates an Alien Ant, while Iggy snowboards.
 * 16) "Mayhem Adventure" - The gang travels out of water where an alien is discovered, and stumbles upon the hideout of the mysterious Grif.
 * 17) "Messages from Zeus" - The Greek gods tell Iggy to go to their palace, while Ellen hears deep, loud voices in her brain.
 * 18) "Australian Odyssey" - Carol meets Nigel, Platy, and Din, three Australian animals, and the gang must then stop Din from becoming evil.
 * 19) "The Weird Arena" - A golden eagle leads our friends to an extreme-sports arena, where possessing each other and fighting scorpions are just some of the challenges.
 * 20) "Journey to Scorpion Mountain" - The same alien from "Mayhem Adventure" is now leading the gang on a perilous but funny journey to the home of the Scorpion King.
 * 21) "Crashing Aliens" - The gang must journey to space... again... when three more wisecracking aliens crash in Sewerland.
 * 22) "Invasion of the Stinky Snatchers" - An unusual four-eyed being named Kantoor abducts Stinky, and Iggy is the only one who can rescue him.
 * 1) "I'm Shivering in the Swamp" - Stinky and the gang spend the night in an old hotel and come across a swamp beast and a ghost that disturbs Iggy while he's trying to sleep.
 * 2) "Crystal Treasure in Zuni" - Ellen researches a tribe of zombies and they pop out, trying to stop the gang from getting some treasure.
 * 3) "Lights, Camera, Elves!" - Stinky and Ellen go to a toy factory and must stop an eccentric elf who plans on making a humiliating movie.
 * 4) "Land of the ???" - The gang once again runs into Grif, the evil short genius, who plans to take over the world, and only one alien can stop him.
 * 5) "The Choo'n Gum Mystery" - Carol sells gum door-to-door and it isn't very good, and then a strange catlike figure steals all her Choo'n Gum.
 * 6) "Flim-Flim's Mystery" - Stinky prepares his biggest fan, an octopus named Flim-Flim, for a mystery by dressing up as a "Pieguy," but then a real mystery occurs when a snooty character named Lord Rockett arrives in Sewerland.
 * 7) "The Princess Problem" - At the Frozen Freezer, anyone who likes the 'Princess of Eatonville' movie becomes a zombie controlled by the Princess herself, and Stinky must stop her!
 * 8) "Jenny and Mia" - Iggy must spend time with his cousin Jenny, who introduces him to a fish named Mia. But little does he know that both of them hold a secret...
 * 9) ""Cheezy Freezy" - Cheezy Freezy, the Frozen Freezer's mascot, comes to life and turns evil. Can Iggy stop him?
 * 10) "Night of the Living Snowman" - Stinky and the gang make an ominous-looking snowman that comes to life and destroys the city, but Ellen has a plan.
 * 11) "Channel Surfers" - Stinky and friends get trapped in a TV, while some Shadowhead pursues them as they go channel-to-channel.
 * 12) "A Ton of Terror in Terror Tower" - The gang spends the night in Carol's uncle's tower, but a mean guard has replaced Mr. Crocodile and wants the gang out.
 * 13) "Grampa's Workshop" - Iggy visits Grampa Shell's workshop in Shell Manor, meeting Minerva the cat, Globey the globe, and a janitor who's really a grumpus.
 * 14) "You Ain't Nothin' but an Octopus" - A conceited Elvis fan visits Carol for a day and thinks she's the best Elvis impersonator, which upsets Elvis-loving Iggy.
 * 15) "A Hard Day's Fart" - Iggy grows embarrassed by his farts and wants to stop, but that only makes his farts more poisonous.
 * 16) "The Stinky McSewer Movie: Grif's Revenge" - The gang is on a nice, regular vacation in Egypt when Grif breaks out of jail and devises a plan. He can be in two places at once! Stinky also has to solve a mystery about a strange, green creature.

The Top-Secret Life of Melia Ramperstamp
A series chronicling the daily life of 15-year-old high schooler Melia, who has a pretty good life - except for her bratty little sister, rowdy next-door neighbor, and tedious job at an ice cream shack.

Characters

 * Melia Ramperstamp - A 15-year-old girl whose biggest problem is her bratty sister, Mix. Melia is a fan of rock music and writing.
 * Maxine "Mix" Ramperstamp - Melia's bratty 3 1/2-year-old sister who is obsessed with "Pora the Adventurer" and always gets what she wants.
 * Marla Ramperstamp - Melia and Mix's stay-at-home mother who is usually cranky.
 * Albert Ramperstamp - Melia and Mix's traveling businessman father who, prior to the series, spent a year in Australia.
 * Hunter Ramperstamp - Melia's 10-year-old cousin who loves sports and, starting in season two, starts living with Melia's family.
 * Carl Frederickson - Melia's next-door neighbor, a lazy drunkard of a man who flunked out of kindergarten.
 * Tiffany Jones - Melia's best friend, even though the two are nothing alike - she's preppy, popular, and not very smart.
 * Cody "Cod" Lopez-Jones - A weird neighborhood kid who always tries to impress and flirt with Melia.
 * Dan - Melia's apathetic and uncommunicative boss at the Cone Zone.

USG and ESB Adventures
This incredibly long-running series, with four completed seasons so far, details the adventures of two brothers - Ugly Square Guy and Evil (Extreme) Square Boy - who couldn't be more different. While going on adventures with a bizarre cast of characters, USG and ESB often accidentally get roped into preventing world domination. See USG and ESB Adventures for more details.

Characters

 * Ugly Square Guy - A grouchy square with anger management issues and abominably low self-esteem. USG is frequently annoyed by his brother's antics, yet often (reluctantly) goes on adventures with him. One of his few passions in life is Aeropostale clothing.
 * Evil (Extreme) Square Boy - USG's lanky younger brother who has asymmetrical buck teeth. ESB is obsessed with video games, especially his Wuu!, and is always ready to have a good time. He changed his name from Evil Square Boy to Extreme Square Boy at an early age to fit his daredevil nature.
 * HatBoy - USG and ESB's best friend and sidekick, a laid-back talking hat. After meeting ESB on the roof of Burger Joint, he has helped the squares out on all their quests. He has a massive, not-so-secret crush on Tammi.
 * BB and T-Nee - Two baby mice who often follow USG, ESB, and HatBoy. They frequently quarrel and get into all sorts of mischief, but always prove themselves to be well-meaning and courageous.
 * Princess Tammi Hat - The ruler of a clan of living hats, Tammi originally devised a plan to take over the world but was brought to the good side. She reluctantly accompanies the gang on their quests, spending most of her time being sarcastic and navigating her on-and-off relationship with HatBoy.
 * Sam G. O'Metric - An old, sagelike character who was close with HatBoy in his youth. After the two reunite in Da Wiz's dungeon, Sam is freed and pops in every so often to aid the squares.
 * Alien XYZ - An extraterrestrial friend of the squares who ESB met on a distant planetoid. Alien XYZ lives on the planet Myxlypxyrk with his alien friends.
 * Jim the Monster - A gigantic reptilian creature who's usually seen sleeping and is incredibly grouchy if woken up. USG and ESB's encounter with Jim kicked off their very first adventure.
 * Mrs. Hat - Tammi's demanding mother and the only one who could put a stop to her evildoing. She forces USG, ESB, and company to put on a Christmas pageant every year.
 * Marshall - HatBoy's older brother who, as a child, dreamed of joining the Army. He and Da Wiz go way back.
 * Da Wiz - Also known as The Dark Wiz, Da Wiz is the original antagonist of the series. He is a shadowy figure who kidnaps HatBoy and seems to hold secrets about HatBoy and Sam's youth.
 * Virnax - The main antagonist of the series. Virnax is a mysterious character who keeps his past shrouded in mystery, but often schemes to take over the world with the help of his bumbling henchmen.
 * Chuck and Hoodums - Two of Virnax's least competent henchmen. Chuck is a snakelike creature while Hoodums is a hooded, Grim Reaper-esque figure, and they both always fail miserably while tracking down the squares.
 * SquareBoy - USG and ESB's cousin. While usually busy fighting limbless cats, sentient buttocks, and Republicans, he sometimes pops by to help out his cousins.