Ugly Square Guy
Gender Male
Age 18
Species Square
Occupation Adventurer
Relatives Evil Square Boy (brother), Momma Square (mother), SquareBoy (cousin)
Introduced In "USG and ESB"
Voiced by TBA
Ugly Square Guy (USG) is one of the main characters in USG and ESB Adventures.


USG is a green rectangular creature with two buck teeth, a blue cone hat with his initials on it, and an angry expression. His arms and legs are small and stick-like, and he is somewhat short. He has a tuft of stringy hair under his hat.


USG is completely the opposite of his brother, ESB. He is perpetually grumpy and angry, hates video games, and is annoyed by ESB's antics very easily. He often complains about his quests, and is somewhat violent especially compared to his brother. He is obsessed with Aeropostale clothing, and is somewhat egotistical as well. He is quite lazy.


  • USG was made in 4th grade. He was originally an antagonist.
  • USG, along with ESB, HatBoy, Sam and the mice, are the only characters to appear in all four sagas.